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 "I wish to go on public record."

"On the evening cited in the Blog Post 12/12/11, I, Scout, Innocent Mustang, was eating my meager meal in that alcove you people call "my stall" when it was invaded by 3 foul-smelling beasts wearing hoods. I have identified the suspects in the photo below."

"I am fairly certain they were up to no good. They were, as I stated before, wearing hoodies."

"And they were clearly running from the law . . .  

  "It was so obvious."  

"Now everyone here knows, I'm not a big fan of Border Collies. My job has been outsourced to these scrawny workaholics. On the other hand, oats still land in the bucket, and I don't have to lift a hoof to do any work around here now, so it ain't all bad. Therefore, I co-operated fully with the police when the Black & White arrived."

"After all, if something happened to the dog, I might actually have to work for a living again."