Farm Fresh BlogThursday, August 26 2010
In the evening the sheep & goats are penned up near the barn. Their "Bodyguard" is on-duty all night long. In the morning they are released out to the pasture with the horses and their Bodyguard is off-duty until the sun goes down and once again, we begin the cycle of the "Zombie Wars." "Good Morning Briar!" Briar gives me a debriefing of the night before, providing detailed descriptions of each coyote, bobcat, raccoon, skunk, oppossum, and zombie that she has sent packing overnight. Ahh yes . . . dawn is here. The zombies have gone back to wherever zombies go when the sun comes up. The sheep & goats file out. I count them. Briar counts them. We compare numbers. She is almost off-duty. Everyone is happy. Everyone except . . .
. . . BarnCat! BarnCat is not happy to see Briar. See that look of joy on her face? Briar, however, is delighted to see BarnCat! "Run, Cat! Run!" "Run Cat! Run so I can squish you!" BarnCat is soooo not amused. This was not how she wanted to start her day. But she finally sees an opening. Briar zigs when she should have zagged. And . . . . They're off! Scattering sheep! Briar is delighted! BarnCat is pissed. (Pissed off Puss!) BarnCat finally scoots up a tree. From there she runs on top of the barn to groom herself and remove the dog spit while Briar hustles to the gate to commune with her doggy friends and enjoy a morning swim in the pond. Nope, being off-duty doesn't suck!
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